Fraught with mystery and packed with more secrecy than those lost catacombs in Egypt, The Quiz Whiz Kid's story is never an easy one to hear. The origin of this trivia host is possibly the only thing that can make you scratch your head more than his titillating quizardry.

2005 was the year the Franklin County Police pulled, what the coroner described in his autopsy as, "a pale, nude man with the haircut of a horse", out of the Ohio River. Thought to be dead for more than a week, the unidentifiable body remained strangely preserved. After months of studying the body it became clear that the person on the slab was something more than just a person. Biological and neurological modifications had made him something completely different all together. Evidence of thousands of surgeries came to the surface and it was agreed that this "horse-maned", John Doe could only be classified as metahuman. It was only a few days before the body was stolen and reactivated by Excesss and Dr. Quiz, that scientists discovered an infra-red tattoo under each eyelid reading: Q. W. K.

After being promised by his rescuers that his destiny was potentially the best thing Earth could hope for, the Quiz Whiz Kid spent the next six years working at a coffee shop, reading comic books and seeing way too many movies. Q.W.K. joined a band called The Clean Plate Club in 2008 and toured most of Europe that summer. Rumor has it he worked in a prestigious university as a janitor, fall of 09, and published three revolutionary mathematics journals with the help of Robin Williams. On a whim, Q.W.K. submitted a portfolio to a tattoo shop in Columbus for an apprenticeship and the next day his would-be mentor was found horribly wounded with self-inflicted facial tattoos. The design was identical to that submitted by Q.W.K. the day before. The Shop will remained unnamed for legal reasons.

It's been a wild ride for the old Quiz Whiz Kid up to this point and I couldn't be happier that he's finally arrived to host some of the most epic trivia this city has ever seen. Bring your brain and prepare to get quizzed. One piece of advice i can offer you is to never look him directly in the eyes for too long. Three words: accidental cerebral purge.

I miss my family.